nessa007:

tall girl (2019): “you think your life is hard. i’m a high school junior and i’m wearing size 13 nikes. mens 13 nikes. beat that.”

poc, lgbtq, disabled people, those going through poverty:

lucasjagten-deactivated20230401:

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

oshifallen:

interstellarvagabond:

Me: wow people used to pay 150 for college? Wish that was my bill

Everyone over the age of 30: yeah but minimum wage was 3.10

Me: okay so it would take about three, four weeks instead of a lifetime?

Them: factor in other stuff like the gas crisis!

Me: 3.10 an hour to 150 is still way better than 10 an hour to 150,000 idk man

Me: oh factor in the gas crisis? Five weeks, my bad.

dykey-femme:

cikero:

don’t choke on the boot !

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

jjackdaw:

sighinastorm:

shiznosaur:

1970sdeaky:

“rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof

When the wizard multiclasses as a bard

Oh yeah?  Well

kenisle:

lonelymountainson:

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

me, so depressed i can’t stand up: lost in the sauce

unabashedlybi-deactivated201911:

sovietnam: